Memes

I generally don’t bother with the holiday, with all the expensive cards, expensive candy, and expensive (expletive deleted).

This Valentine’s day, just send me an electronic valentine or something.

Here, I’ll make it easy for you:

Get your own valentinr

5: When I pick a lighter to sell to a customer, it has to match or compliment the person’s shirt. I do this almost subconsciously.
4: I can’t eat chocolate very much or very often, because I am single. It’s like an aphrodesiac to my system in large doses.
3: I prefer music that I can’t understand the lyrics to. I like the work of looking up just what it is that I’m humming along to.
2: I have entertained the thought that I am really a self-contained universe, and with my death, nothing will exist ever again.
1: When I sneeze, I often say ‘chicken!’ while sneezing. Initially, I did it to amuse my young cousins, and I grew into it. Now it happens all the time.

So, what’re your five odd facts?

Sighted at forsolei.

Black: PEOPLE SUCK THE WORLD SUCKS EVERYBODY SHOULD BE KILLED AND BLEED TO DEATH TILL THE COLD EARTH SOAKS IN BLOOD. Well, you’re angry at the world. For reasons who knows, but you definately hate life.
Made by Sara

Learn semantic XHTML, and get your own damn sense of web design, you fuck. If I see another one of those cookie-cutter “click here to launch my site” layouts that usually pop up a new window, filled with size motherfucking EIGHT PIXEL font, I’m going to personally abuse the designer by email.

Useless prats.

In other words, the color seems to suit me.

Gonna copy offa cnipur here, and do the little “Reply to this entry and I’ll tell you what I think of you” thing that’s been floating around.

So, yeah, yeah, reply. :p

p.s.: For those of you whimpering about ‘But you ask for my email address wahwahwah’, WordPress doesn’t even show your email address to anyone but me. And if I’m not worthy enough to have your email address, then I go cry now.

Meme behind the ‘more’ node, because it used tables in a rather irritating way. I was forced to slash out its presentational code, because WordPress actually nerfs out a lot of its HTML.
But damn, I’m a violent vixen.
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