Just Like (a) Human

I get bored every once in a while and look at what draws people to my site via Project Wonderful’s referrer tracking (since everyone and their mother has apparently blocked Google’s urchin/ga.js for stats tracking >:(!).

In the top 10 referrers, I always see the same few things, and one or two new things a month.

So, here’s some of what I see when I check my referrers today in no particular order:

• Furry Porn (Hee. Just, Hee. :^) )
• Trance Vibrator (Rez players will get the reference immediately.)
• Email (ughnothanks. I get too much.)
• Cannot see my doctor with medicare and medicaid (No idea how I get a hit for this – I’m on neither program)
• WHAT IS AN ADENOSINE THALLIUM TEST (complete with cruise control, folks!)

Of that list, only one of those is always there. I neglect to mention the others that’re always there because one’s a PHP error I wanted to know about, another is my blog’s current name, and last is just a variant of one of those that’s always there.

If we had vehicles that ran on any kind of water, and had tanks that only held 2 liters of water…
And the vehicle ran out of fuel on a drive…
And you didn’t have any water with you…
And you were in a hurry to go micturate…

Would you get arrested for lewd behaviour if you were caught peeing in your gas tank?

This is more of a joke, an aside, than anything else, but chew on this:

We seem to make an artificial flavor for nearly anything. Even artificial meat flavoring for people who are transitioning over to a vegetarian / vegan lifestyle from actually eating meat. Artificial flavors compose our lives in their own special way, if you look at it like that.

How do you think people would react if they were offered an antifreeze flavored soda?

It has to be done. After all, we have Brussels Sprouts flavored soda, as well as Turkey and Gravy flavored soda, soooo…

[tags]soda, humor, weird, antifreeze, artificially flavored[/tags]