Just Like (a) Human

Just something that I’d like to say…

If we had vehicles that ran on any kind of water, and had tanks that only held 2 liters of water…
And the vehicle ran out of fuel on a drive…
And you didn’t have any water with you…
And you were in a hurry to go micturate…
Would you get arrested for lewd behaviour if you were caught [...]

Greatest thing about working in a call center is when your neighbor finds himself suffering from Foot in Mouth syndrome. It takes a lot of work when you’re in a call center to not laugh at your coworker. If I weren’t on lunch, I’d lean in and make suggestions.
Now to send myself a note about [...]

I really am beginning to wish we had a 27 hour day or something like that. I think it might give me more time.
Off to work. Quickly.