Just Like (a) Human

I’m stuck with a bunch of sports-mongering men here at the Salvation Army, and unfortunately, that means I get to watch lots and lots of sports on television here.

This wouldn’t be bad if I felt they had good taste in sports (extreme snowboarding, just about anything BMX related, skateboarding, etc), but I think their choices in sports are antique, and boring. I mean, why would I want to watch basketball or NASCAR? I’m already dreading when American Football season begins. Hot, sweaty men running back and forth, lobbing an inflated pig’s bladder back and forth? No, thanks.

Please tell me that I haven’t missed snowboarding season SOMEWHERE, and that kids are still doing gnarly tricks on tricked out bikes, among other things.