Just Like (a) Human

So, for some reason or another, I was reading Livejournal.

There’s a community there called lj:found_objects: — People talk about some of the stuff they’ve found.
Last night, there was an entry on another community, called lj:customers_suck:, which pointed over to Found Objects.

All I can say is, Go read this entry: Fo Rizzle.

I’d like to state the following, while you read that:
That ticket is real — we sell that exact kind of ticket where I work. It’s called “Lucky for Life”, which is a $20 ticket.
The blur across the bottom is absolutely necessary: With Florida Lottery’s scratchoff tickets, there’s a little known fact. If you manage, somehow, to destroy the barcode on the back, the clerk can still redeem your ticket with the row of numbers across the bottom on the front of the ticket, which is why we recommend you completely scratch tickets before handing them over. You never know when you’re going to get the ticket wet, and then find you can’t scratch the thing.
Congratulations to the girl who spotted that ticket and good job on doublechecking those. People often seem to miss obvious winners on $20 tickets, since I had a coworker who got $100 out of a Gold Rush (the other $20 FL Lottery ticket). He even saved it for the guy who had the ticket, because he was a regular of ours. The guy told him to keep the $100 as a tip, for trying to be honest about it.

Now, if only I could find something that good at work. o_o;