If I had all the money I needed to do it, I’d pay people to do things for me.
I’d pay artists to draw up much of the stuff on my mind, and I’d pay them good money, not just some miserly amount. There are a lot of pictures in my head, and I can’t get them out onto paper the way some artists can. I can only write about it.
I’d pay the doctors to help me lose weight. No liposuction or VASER (I hear they both hurt like all hell), but rather, a healthier plan. Portion control, more exercise, and medecines to help suppress my appetite. I’d have to pay dietitians, too, because they’d be helping on the portion control, to optimize my nutrition. I don’t want one of those crazy swing diets like Atkin’s or South Beach. I want something custom-tailored to fix the flaws in my body (low metabolism).
If only I could pay to have my mother back, and in good health, eh?
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