1 September, 2006

One: I installed another WordPress plugin (this one), just for me. It allows me to view the basic stats for this blog without having to go log in to Google Analytics. If it were to show me the information that I wanted (How many IE vs ZA WARUDO!!!! users are here), I’d be even happier, but knowing what’s popular (My hairy leg with PayPerPost Dot Com! written on it) lets me know what I should do (find a plugin that works with Sprint PictureMail, and start flinging phone posts here, ror).

Two: Colleen, the first person to earn ONE THOUSAND DORRAR — er, $1000 from PayPerPost commented on MY blog. MY BLOG! *girlish squee!* Yeah, that’s pretty exciting to me. What excites me more is that unless I am misreading the information she has on her ‘blog, she’s local to me. Now, I’m not going to do the creepy stalker thing (I’m not capable of that), but it’s fun to know that there’s someone else here in Tampa doing this.
She even has a Gravatar, too.

Three: You may have noticed a div in my last PPP post that looks somewhat like this:

I was reading across the blogosphere about PayPerPost, and I found one thing that a lot of bloggers shared in their dislike of the service: There’s very little disclosure, letting readers know that they’re dealing with a monetized post. So, from today onward, unless I’m forced to stop, I’ll be adding a tag to remind users that the post *is* monetized.

[tags]Gravatar, PayPerPost.com, WordPress Plugin[/tags]

If I had all the money I needed to do it, I’d pay people to do things for me.

I’d pay artists to draw up much of the stuff on my mind, and I’d pay them good money, not just some miserly amount. There are a lot of pictures in my head, and I can’t get them out onto paper the way some artists can. I can only write about it.

I’d pay the doctors to help me lose weight. No liposuction or VASER (I hear they both hurt like all hell), but rather, a healthier plan. Portion control, more exercise, and medecines to help suppress my appetite. I’d have to pay dietitians, too, because they’d be helping on the portion control, to optimize my nutrition. I don’t want one of those crazy swing diets like Atkin’s or South Beach. I want something custom-tailored to fix the flaws in my body (low metabolism).

If only I could pay to have my mother back, and in good health, eh?

The preceding post was monetized by PayPerPost. Get Paid For Blogging.