IRC Funnies, redux.

I spend too much time on IRC.
I end up in conversations like this:

[00:00] <@Xial[slp]> [23:57] <@Xial[slp]> Women + saddles + horse hair butt plugs = Kinky fun night, playing pony. X3
[00:00] <@Xial[slp]> Think that, in reverse.
[00:00] <@Xial[slp]> Though the plug may have to be rethought, if she’s got a no parts.
[00:00] <Nulike> Horses + saddles + women butt plugs?
[00:00] <Nulike> X.x
[00:01] <Nulike> *women hair
[00:01] <@JB> Xial wants to ride his wimmin in all the wrong ways.
[00:01] <@Xial[slp]> XD
[00:01] <@MKendora> OMG! Nulike gets POINTS!
[00:01] <Nulike> Is there a record for THAT? o.o
[00:01] <YenenWHAT> :o?
[00:02] <@MKendora> Xial, was Nulike’s remark not sick, disturbing, and generally the kind of thing that you have in your porn collection?

I could, of course, only reply in the fashion I’m well known for.

[00:02] <@Xial[slp]> Matt: [a]
[00:02] <@JB> Nulike, there probably is. But only in the most metaphorical of senses.
[00:02] <@Xial[slp]> (work safe)
[00:02] <YenenWHAT> eek
[00:02] <YenenWHAT> doug winger :X
[00:02] <YenenWHAT> how is doug winger work safe
[00:02] <YenenWHAT> :/
[00:02] <@Xial[slp]> YenenWHAT: No whammadoodles.
[00:02] <+Keiron> YenenWHAT has a point.
[00:02] <@JB> I really doubt anyone keeps records for ACTUAL riding of women.
[00:02] <YenenWHAT> ;o
[00:02] <@MKendora> HAW!
[00:02] <@Xial[slp]> That alone makes it work safe.
[00:03] <@Xial[slp]> I had to find that picture when Nulike said that. XD

It’s worth a shit and a giggle, at least.