Okay. This is for all you pilljockeying cyberpunks out there in the wired.
Shoutouts go to mah homiez, Cialis and Viagra, for getting me through those nights when i needed to show her some mad manlubz with my email-bought 16 inch penises.
And shoutz to mah peepz at Prozac, when I got depressed over how high my bills were and wanted to up and end myself.
Mad propz 2 dem homiez at Soma, helpin’ a bruddah out when he had dem sex cramps. Ya kno when u put ur back in2 it 2 much, dat shyte be hurtin’, yo.
Ifn yous got a problem wit me n my kru, we funna tag yo ass offa my block, aight?
Translation:
I don’t need Cialis or Viagra to keep me hard. I have a woman that can do that naturally, and it’s safer. I don’t need Penis enlargements - I’m long enough to keep myself or anyone else satisfied.
I don’t need a chemical to ‘balance’ myself when I get upset. I’m usually happy enough, as is, so the hell with Prozac.
I don’t need a muscle relaxer like Soma - I rarely have a need to use anything like it. Most of my problems have been fixed with vinegar and Icy Hot.
If you have a problem with your comment spam not showing up on my ‘blog for free, then I don’t give a damn about it.
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